After the morning assembly, we walked back to our class. Collin came back with his "ass" part of his pants all dirty and muddy. "Collin, why is your pants so dirty?" asked Madam Pang. "I fell." said Collin. "What were you playing? Basketball?" asked Madam Pang. "No, football." replied Collin. Silence occur.. "SERVES YOU RIGHT!" shouted Madam Pang. "Thank you..." whispered Collin very, very softly. "Next time I don't want to see your pants dirty when you come back." said Madam Pang. "Shut up laa Madam Pang." said Pearlly softly from behind.
Mr. Louis asked 2 students from KBSM 2 to speak something during the morning assembly about the change of the names for the current sport houses. "Who's going to speak tomorrow?" asked Madam Pang. "ME! Stanne Ham.." said Stanne. Madam Pang did a "worried" kind of face. "Who's the second one?" asked Madam Pang. "Collin!" said Sofia Loh. "I don't know." said Collin. "Are you going to speak Collin?" asked Madam Pang. "Uhh. I don't know?" said Collin. "THAT'S A VERY GOOD ANSWER!" said Madam Pang sarcastically.
During the Geography periods, Pearlly, Pui Teng, Me, Sofia Emily and Inbba were talking about the Hollywood celebrities and the new movies. "Eh, Patrick Dempsey damn good looking laa wei." said Jessie. "Brad Pitt's so cute right in that movie?" said Sofia Emily. "This guy on the book cover is so good looking right??" said Pearlly. "YEAHHH!!" said Jessie. "Eh, you know that actor, he's quite good looking." said Inbba. "Yeah lorr!" said Pui Teng. "Eh, eh, eh, what good looking this and that? You all can talk later, do my work first. All the good looking guys are all married. In the world, there's only one good looking person." said Mr. Lee. "Who??" asked Jessie curiously. "Mr. Lee!" said Mr. Lee. "WAHHHHHHH!" said Me, Pearlly and Pui Teng. "Eh, do you know who's the most good looking guy in the world?" asked Jessie. "Who?" asked Sofia Emily. "MR. LEE!" said Jessie.
During History lessons. "Okay, we will start the test when Michael comes back from the toilet." said Mr. Prakash. Michael walking back to class, we, excluding Mr. Prakash, were screaming from inside, "MICHAEL!!! DON'T COME IN!!!" screamed the whole class. Michael stared inside the class weirdly. Mr. Prakash started grinning. "Okay, queit! There's 150 questions here that you guys must finish by 35 minutes." said Mr. Prakash. "WHATTTTTTTTT?!!!! HARRRR!! TEACHER, HOW TO FINISH?!!!!!" whole class started screaming. Turned out to be, there's 15 subjective questions that we must finish by 35 minutes. Jessie and Inbba started laughing about something. "Okay! Jessie, laughing." said Mr. Prakash. He wrote Jessie's name on the whiteboard. "TEACHERRR! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" screamed Jessie. "Well, too bad, I'm not fair, I'm dark." said Mr. Prakash.
Will update more as soon as possible. Hope you guys enjoyed reading these funny quotes quoted by us, the one and only KBSM 2(2009) of Ipoh International School ;D
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