KBSM 2 QUOTES.

Here are some quotes quoted by KBSM 2, 2009 of Ipoh International School during various lessons. I forgot which lesson/time each line was said, so yeah.

Waiting for the bell to ring : "Where's the sex?" whispered Ryan to Stanne, "Inbba, where's the paper?" shouted Jessie, "It's in my geography text book!!" - Such coincidence can happen.

During Science assesment test : "Madam Pang, what is the time now?" asked Michael, "Could you just shut up and do your exam?" screamed Madam Pang. - How rude? Lol x)

Geography lesson : Mr. Louis came in to investigate who threw beans at Mrs. Chooi, called each student to come out and talk privately. "Jessie, your turn." said Pearlly. Jessie walks out from the classroom. Jessie came back, "Look at Mr. Lee's hair." said Inbba. Mr. Lee's hair was so messy like he was shocked by electricity. Whole class started laughing. "Mr. Lee, your hair is jutting out." said Yu Shan. "I DON'T CARE!" said Mr. Lee.

Waiting for the bell to ring for break time, Science lesson. : "I baked a cake for you guys." said Madam Pang. "Oh my god! You really baked a cake for us??" screamed Jessie. "Yes, then what do you think? You thought i was lying?" said Madam Pang. Jessie ran to the teacher's table and get a piece of cake first. "Teacher, the cake is damn nice! What's the flavour??" asked Jessie. "You guess?" said Madam Pang. "CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA!!" screamed Jessie. "How can it be vanilla?" said Sofia Loh. "Maybe it's butter!!" said Jessie. "Ai yoh, your really a sor po. All cakes will have butter!!" said Michael. "How can i bake a cake without butter??" said Madam Pang. Then.. "It's kaya and chocolate." said Madam Pang. "OHHHHHHHHHH!!" said the whole class.

Jessie and Emily walk in back from toilet to class. Jessie placed the tag on the teacher's table : "Come here Jessie." said Mr. Prakash. "Yeah?" said Jessie. "How are you suppose to give me the tag?" said Mr. Prakash. "Uhhhh." Jessie took the tag and hand it to Mr. Prakash on his hand. "What must you say?" asked Mr. Prakash. "Sorry?" said Jessie. "Okay. Next time no going to the toilet!" said Mr. Prakash. "Was i rude just now?" Jessie asked everyone. "No, he just wanna pick on you." said Michael. "I wanna cut him into 8 pieces! Which piece you want??" asked Jessie. "I want his stomach!" said Michael. "I want his balls!" said Stanne. "Okay, i will cook them!" said Jessie. "Mr. Prakash!! Jessie says she wants to cut your ..... spectacles into 8 pieces!" said Michael. "Try and cut! And by the way Jessie, please tie up your hair properly. YOU LOOK LIKE A BROOMSTICK!" said Mr. Prakash sarcastically. Whole class laughed, Jessie got embarrassed.

If you don't get this joke, go on the net and type "James Pickens Jr." and click images. He acts as Chief Richard Webber in Grey's Anatomy. He looks like Mr. Louis : "Cling, cling, cling." Mr. Louis rings the bell. "Chief just killed 10 patients." said Michael.

Madam Pang walked into the class to start the Science lesson. "Thank you Madam Pang!" said Michael. Whole class laughed. "Oh, shit. Sorry, i mean good morning Madam Pang!" said Michael. Whole class followed, Madam Pang said "Good morning, what happened to you Michael?" asked Madam Pang. "Nothing, my head only got the word thank you." - LOLLLL!!!

Will update more quotes as soon as possible!